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• (713): View more from Texas

  He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.

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  They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues

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• (509): View more from Washington

  As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(

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• (209): View more from California

  She has the best kind of daddy issues

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.

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• (959): View more from Connecticut

  I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.

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